there’s a chinese exchange student in my composition class and we were being presented something about how you can use brackets to signify translation and there was chinese text on the screen and the prof said to him “what does that say?” and he deadpanned “i can’t speak chinese” and everyone sat there in dumbfounded silence and then the presenter clicked to show that the text literally said “i can’t speak chinese” with the most shit-eating grin on his face
Chaotic Neutral
let me be ur pathetic stoner boyfriend
…what???
this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world
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mortician: *cutting my corpse open* *finds the “Hope You’re Having A Good Day My Hard Working Mortician :-)’ note i swallowed for them just before i died* what the fuck
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Funny way to find out which plant you might like to buy.
Source: apartmenttherapy.comFOR MY FOLLOWERS THAT HAVE DIFFICULTY CARING FOR PLANTS AND ASK WHAT THEY SHOULD BUY, THIS IS REALLY GREAT!!
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“Don’t use your mental illness as an excuse” means “Change your behavior, apologize, and do better next time.”
“Don’t use your mental illness as an excuse” DOES NOT mean “Your symptoms are your fault, your disorder is not even an explanation, and you are a bad person if you behave less than neurotypical”
is there anything better than kissing a cat’s soft belly
kissing a sleeping cats soft little forehead and hearing them go brrrrrb?
god you’re so right
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of course i know the seven deadly sins:
vagueposting
ace discourse
anime girl icon
horny on main
real people fandoms
porn bots
and, the worst of them all, voltron
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